Hopeful Spiders

illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

yourelsassnowflake:

withlovetodaddy:

jeskuhbs:

I didn’t know I needed this. Now it’s here, shining on my dashboard. At last I see the light, and it’s like a whole new world.

*eyes sparkles*

~M

This is perfect 

marauders4evr:

This is the most under-appreciated continuity in the entire Pirates of the Caribbean film-series.

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

darrynek:

all this pop punk and you couldn’t defend me

scarygodmother:

Apparently this is an actual thing Jeremy Renner does to warm up for a scene. Tom Cruise saw him doing it and made the director put it in the movie.

peachybeam:

who wants to rob a bank with me

peachybeam:

who wants to rob a bank with me

retrofitcomics:

Episode 047: Box Brown

Retrofit Creator Box Brown talks his new book Andre the Giant: Life and Legend among other things. 

firstsecondbooks
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riylcast:

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Full-disclosure: Box Brown is the artist behind RiYL’s logo, so in a sense, he’s sort of been on-board since the very beginning. For my part, I’ve been aware of his work since the earliest days, when he first began exploring the medium, posting his loosely autobiographical comics on…

Who amongst you has anything better to do with your time than listen to Box Brown (Andre the Giant) being awesome?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HELLO FRIEND

EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT CAT

YOU ARE STILL GOOD

YES

HERE

WHEN HUMANS THINK YOU ARE GOOD THEY DO THIS

AND I THINK YOU ARE GOOD

SO

(PET PET PET)