I don’t often make political statements but… no qualms about getting behind this one. “Wouldn’t you really rather vote for Kermit?”
Obviously he has my vote!
Canadian police on the job.
You shouldn’t have. Really.
Lazy record store employee
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward.
when your dog catches the toy in mid air
what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears
I wasn’t gonna reblog it but then the tiny grass was dreaming
I dunno how you top that
SOUP FOR SLUTS.
Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.
i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok
the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen